"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."

califlames805:

quixon:

dannybrownstooth:

Apple Juice is liquid crack tbh

You misspelled grape juice.

Both of you misspelled horchata

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cwnerd12:

lizjamesbitch:

This is awesome.

WHY CAN’T MORE  ALL FITNESS PEOPLE BE LIKE THIS?!

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Maya Angelou (via loveyourchaos)

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fr33kinmatt:

and then they fucked the shit out of each other because this ladies and gentlemen is a porno

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babyferaligator:

gastroclon:

babyferaligator:

what did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?

pigs are commonly known for rolling around in dirt, but there’s a reason for this. Pigs skin is very sensitive, the harshness of their environment can result in rashes and often sunburns. Bigs use mud to help relieve pain and protect their skin. Since piglets are even more delicate, mother pigs will often roll their pigs in mud right after birth.

NO THEY GIVE THEM OINKMENT

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You’re Probably Not Really a Nice Guy (x)

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When I lived in Porpoise Spit, I used to sit in my room for hours and listen to ABBA songs. But since I’ve met you and moved to Sydney, I haven’t listened to one Abba song. That’s because my life is as good as an Abba song. It’s as good as Dancing Queen.

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mamamantis:

i’m just really bummed out with the way that “empowered woman” has come to basically mean “conventionally attractive thin white woman with cool hair who owns 58 dildos” and judgement of how “empowered” other women are is invariably measured against that idea

i feel like people just use the word as shorthand for that idea instead of actually thinking about what empowerment is and how it can be different for different people

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animal-e:

PLEASE HELP US!!!!!! REBLOG THIS!!!!

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gabifresh:

queen-of-everything:

houndoom:

Someone reblogged this on my dash but I didn’t reblog it but now I can’t find it so here you Go

WATCH IT

!!!

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